咖啡馆鸡婆二三事

咖啡店一男一女

男咳嗽，无言。

女：你到底顾不顾身体？！你不为自己也该顾小孩啊！

男无言。

女：怎么？不说话？

男还是无言。上厕所。未几，回来。

女：刚才你叫什么吃的？

男咳嗽，还是无言。

女：我问你你当着听不到？你聋了啊你？！（@＃＊）＊@＃¥）@¥

男又上厕所，未几，回座。

女：喂！我在问你啊！你干吗不答？！胆生毛啊？！¥@＃（¥⋯⋯—@＊¥@

男：我…

女：我什么你！讲不出？吃什么也讲不出？@（＃@＊＃@（＃@¥

男：我…我叫鸡…

女的柳眉倒竖：你好啊你！你以为你是鸡王啊你？！@＃（¥）＊@！（＃

男的脸红得连耳根象樱桃，头低低的，含糊的：鸡…扒。

女的头发突然膨胀起来，音调提高八度：什么鸡巴鸡巴的！一家大小去家乡鸡，你独个儿就去马杀鸡，上网只会找网鸡，跟你的猪朋狗友喝酒谈鸡，跟我吃饭还要叫鸡！你以为你鸡巴大啊你！

这时全场肃静，雀鸦无声，男的起身就走，女的还在高声喊。

侍者一时情急：先生！先生！你的鸡巴不要了？

低俗•无赖

最近红的不得了的两个人，一个是人称“颠马”的伽马，一个是“不爱国”的黄明志。

他们出了事，大家都在议论纷纷，其中一些人的言论让人觉得写的人是圣人。

伽马，为人如何，平时言论如何，是不是擦鞋上位，或者是妖言惑众都不关我事。他可以做他要做的，只要法律允许。至于所作所为和他的宗教有没有冲突就让真主跟他算账，也不关我们事。

那为什么有那么多的人要批判他？

要是人人都不喜欢他，他怎么搞也搞不出什么花样。

黄明志写的歌，好不好听，文雅或者粗俗，你爱听就听，不喜欢吗？为何又要听？听了又要骂？

他的歌粗俗？器官满场飞？你不喜欢那你又听？你没听过的话，又怎么知道粗俗？

要是人人写歌唱歌都要“高雅端庄”，这世界还有什么乐趣可言？

他的歌粗俗，那我们这些写白话、口语话的人，岂不也是粗俗？是不是个个都要之乎者也才能发表己见？

若是如此，十年前和十年后的今天，教导我们这一代和我们下一代什么是“肛交”Sodomy就差没有图文并茂的媒体、大官们，为何没人说他们粗俗？为什么不用优雅的“断袖之癖”来取代粗俗的“肛交”？

这些批判的人，为何没有为文批判？？

原来批判也得看对象、看地位、看对方口袋有没有钱、手上有没有权？

你能不能帮忙？

今天收到人事部主管的信，说一位槟城的前同事的女儿急需筹款进行手术。

希望读到这贴文的，有钱出钱，将消息散播出去。

先在这里谢了。

女孩的博客: http://lynxz1991.blogspot.com/

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以下是信的内容：

Dear All,

Our ex-colleague from PST-Penang, Ms Pamela Tan's daughter has "Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia" and she needs S$500,000 more to do the double cord blood transplant in Singapore. She needs help to raise fund for the transplant.

Kindly assist if you can on "personal or company" and you can also forward it to your friends or relatives. All donations can be given via her link or direct to her bank account highlighted in red.

Thanks & Rgds

Catherine

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From: pamtbl@hotmail.com
To:
Subject: Help Needed
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:16:06 +0000

Help Needed

by Lyn Si on Wednesday, August 4, 2010 at 4:01pm

Dear friends,
Please come forward to save a life.
I am Quah Lyn Si, currently living in Penang, Malaysia. In December 2008 we learned from our doctor with total shock and utter surprise that I am diagnosed of Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia, T cell. I had been on aggressive chemotherapy until now and transplant is my best and possibly only chance of cure. I am 18 years old.

Dr Koh Liang Pui from National University Hospital, Singapore has agreed to do double cord blood transplant for me. A double cord blood transplant is the only option that can cure me. But only a small number of fortunate people who have the ability can be treated using this approach. Cost for double cord blood transplant in the Singapore is estimated to cost SP$1,000,000 for pre and post transplant care. The expenses for transplant are too high to be borne by us. My dad's company is willing to pay SP$500,000. We are now raising funds for the other SP$500,000.

We kindly seek your assistance to help save my life to live a normal life in the world. We sincerely hope that you will be able to help raise some funds for us to cover the cost of treatment and transplant in Singapore. All donation can be made through Pay Pal – Donation section at my blog,
Link
or you can donate to us through this account:
Quah Teik Huat/ Quah Lyn Si
Malayan Banking BHD
acc no:
107135-148912

Regards,

Pamela

"Nam myoho renge kyo is like the roar of a lion, what illness can therefore be an obstacle"