Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Neda Agha-Soltan - Symbol of Iran's rebellion



Neda Agha-Soltan was shot dead on 20 June 2009, during the Iran's Presidential Election protest in Teheran.

Live video of the incident was uploaded to the Internet, and the world at large witness a girl killed sparked anger across the globe.




"I openly declare that no one, apart from the government, killed Neda. Her killer can only be from the government," her father told the BBC's Persian service by telephone from Iran.

For further reading, start from Google, or Wikipedia.

Monday, June 28, 2010

你只是上帝创造万物的一种

我没有贬低你的意思。

说你是猪,或者称你为单细胞阿米巴,或者说你妈是鸡,你爸是基,都没有煽动的意图。

我不过是把你比成上帝创造万物的其中几种,我不过讲出你的出身,并没任何歧视。



首相纳吉的前特别事务官纳西尔(Nasir Safar),因为在今年2月被指发表“印度人来马行乞,华妇卖身论”而被迫道歉辞职后,终于确定不会受到警方的秋后算账。

很难证明纳西尔言论煽动

首相署部长纳兹里在一份6月24日的国会书面回答中,针对行动党蒲种国会议员哥宾星的提问透露,当局已经研究纳西尔案的所有调查,并决定不采取行动对付纳西尔。

他说,此案已经不能再继续,原因是当局很难证明,纳西尔所使用的字眼,拥有煽动的意思。

他补充,当局也很难证明,纳西尔使用的字眼和句子,有抵触1948年《煽动法令》第15条文之处。

“更何况,嫌犯已经在2010年2月4日,即有关事件的2天后公开道歉,并说他没有意图要发表煽动性或歧视任何种族的演讲。”

称他只说外国人来马觅职

纳兹里续称,纳西尔的言论,纯粹是指外国人来我国要觅职,并非指本地的华人或印度人而言。

“为此,嫌犯也已经在同一天内,辞去首相特别事务官的职位。”

煽动令调查纳西尔没下文

《当今大马》是在2月2日率先报道,纳西尔在一场“一个马来西亚”研讨会上,指责华印裔是“外来者”(pendatang),华人妇女来到这里是要 “卖身”,而印裔则是来当乞丐。

据称,纳西尔也把独立时期草拟我国宪法的功劳全揽在巫统身上,并且边缘化其他联盟成员党的贡献。

在纳西尔发表这番种族主义言论后,在场的国大党、马华和非政府组织成员愤而决定离开研讨会。

此事马上引起轩然大波,内政部长希山慕丁接着证实,警方已经开档,援引煽动法令调查纳西尔。

哥宾星:为何他要辞职?

哥宾星(右图)曾经就此事在下议院内追击纳兹里,并引发一场激烈的舌战。针对纳西里最新的回复,哥宾星再次开炮,抨击当局放过纳西尔的做法,无法让人接受。

“既然纳兹里声称当局已经研究该案的调查,才决定不对付纳西尔,现在我要知道,调查是否显示纳西尔确曾说过那番言论?”

“若是的话,我要质问为何当局难以对付他?若否的话,为何纳西尔当时要道歉和辞职?”

哥宾星在国会走廊接受《当今大马》访问时强调,就算纳西尔已经道歉辞职,但这不代表当局可以绕过此人。

他也促请总检察署公开此案的细节,以确定纳西尔是否曾说过有关言论。

他扬言,本身将在首相署明日总结《第十大马计划》时,追击纳兹里此事。

章瑛:明显是项政治决定

另外,行动党大山脚国会议员章瑛(左图)受询时认为,政府经过多个月的调查后,终于放过纳西尔,明显是一项政治决定。

她认为,政府是考虑到巫统的支持,避免引起反弹才没有严厉对付纳西尔。

“这是一项政治决定,因为纳西尔应该受到惩罚,就算没有采取任何行动,至少应发表强硬的立场。”

Friday, June 25, 2010

Aung San Suu Kyi -- Happy belated birthday


19 June is Aung San Suu Kyi's birthday.

BBC Documentaries did a session on the eve of her birthday, worth listening. It is available here



"It is not power that corrupts but fear. Fear of losing power corrupts those who wield it and fear of the scourge of power corrupts those who are subject to it. "

--Aung San Suu Kyi 1990


Read this speech of her, Freedom from Fear, if you are interested in finding out more of her.

For more about her, goto wikipedia, for English, click here, and Chinese, click here.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

如果赵明福....

如果赵明福是巫统党员,就要看他是那一派的:

主流派:从14楼掉下来的只会是反贪会的官,不可能是赵明福;

非主流派:只有Ali Cafe 的包装纸从14楼飘下来,另加数不清的烟头;

如果赵明福是马华党员,马华会在总部大厦举行烛光会;马华全体部长会大大声在外面说要讨回公道,然后静悄悄的与巫统内部协商,然后吗...(请自己填答案);

如果赵明福是国大党员,萨米萎路会振振有辞的说印度人受到重视,之前只在扣留所受到的待遇已经提高到由14楼掉下来;

写这博文不是要消费赵明福,只是想借这机会问一问:

我们到底替赵明福做了些什么?我们到底为我们自己做了些什么?

赵明福事件,会不会就象伊朗的Neda一样?会不会象几年前缅甸反政府游行被打死的千千万万缅甸人?会不会象六四死去的学生?

赵明福会不会被遗忘?


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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

iBooks finally arrived!

Have been using iOS4 for quite a while, and was eagerly waiting for iBooks, which will opens up the world of books in my palm.

Earlier rumor that iBooks will not be made available to iPhone 3G is now crushed, iBooks in here, is in my iPhone 3G NOW!!


The iBookshelf

the PDF Library, where my WWDC slides are kept that I can refer anytime.

PDF slide in action

The Project Gutenberg book, downloaded from iBooks Store

As advertised


Saturday, June 19, 2010

原来霹雳州宪法比联邦宪法地位更高!

当年霹雳青蛙跳,州议长宣布青蛙议席悬空时,选举委员会说议长的话不算,是选举委员会说了算。

现在看看下文:
(吉隆坡)全國選舉委員會副主席拿督旺阿末旺奧馬指出,根據聯邦憲法53(1)條文,蔡添強是否喪失議員資格,應交由下議院議長作出宣佈。

他向《星洲日報》指出,這項憲法條文闡明,國會議員資格如引發爭議,應交由議院定奪,而有關決定也是最後的決定。

“因此現階段我們會等待議長厘清此課題後作出宣佈,一旦他有了正式決定,我們才會採取後續行動。”

原来霹雳州宪法比联邦宪法更厚更大本。

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Is iPad an interim product?

iPad is selling like hot cake, and Apple seems to have difficulty keeping up with the extraordinary strong demand.

I must admit iPad is a product that change the way we interact with the Internet. However, I am still having doubt whether iPad is an interim product to be the industry leader and set the bar for competitors, instead of what it is supposed to be in the mind of Apple.

Let's take a look at the iPhone 4 alongside with iPad.

iPhone 4 is revolutionary as Steve claimed during the recent WWDC keynote that:

1. It is the thinnest smartphone;
2. Battery life lasts longer;
3. Excellent exterior which is essentially a piece of technology art;
4. This is by far the most important component in iPhone 4: the Retina Display.

You may argue that others will soon to catch up with Apple on high resolution screen. Yes, I do agree. But Retina Display is not just the high resolution LCD, it Is the combination of high resolution LCD + OS screen driver that makes a perfect presentation of what you find on iPhone 4.

Now back to iPad. It is kind of curious for Apple not to include the above on iPhone 4 onto iPad, especially the Retina Display and iOS 4. Isn't Apple positioned iPad as ebooks + entertainment + Internet, ie content consumption device?

What makes a good content consumption device? First and foremost: an extraordinarily good display!

Isn't Retina Display fits into this perfectly?

Let's look at other ebook readers and tablets in the market. Monochrome ebook readers like Amazon's Kindle and Sony's ereader both using e-ink technology for 2 main reasons:

1. Conserves battery life;
2. Reduces eye strain on long hour reading.

Of the above, Retina Display is closely rival e-ink in terms of pleasant reading/watching/consuming while battery life may still lagged behind e-ink technology.

But the plus point for Retina Display is color, and e-ink is not, and will not be, in the foreseeable future, that will have the ability to display in color.

So iPad with Retina Display, the same exterior design as iPhone 4, and iOS4, will certainly blown the competitors, even TV and netbooks away.

Then why Apple does not want the first version of iPad to have Retina Display?

It may be too risky a decision to
Make as no one know how well the costumer will response to iPad;

It may be kept for iPhone 4 since iPhone market is proven;

It may simply be a supply problem that Retina Display is not available in production quantity for iPad.

But I am almost certain that next generation of iPad will
Include all the cool features of iPhone 4, and more.

And I am expecting the next Gen iPad to be introduced next Feb, a year after its launch to ensure no strain in supply chain, and Apple to rip the year end holiday season with current generation of iPad with iOS4.

So I will wait for next year for an iPad.


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Friday, June 18, 2010

Customer service is not just polite staff

I wanted to make payment for my cellphone bill, as usual, I am using teller order to do it everytime. Why not auto debit? Because I need to check the items on bill before proceeding with payment.

Ok, call my celco, found that the credit card registered to the celco is the card I intended to cancel due to stupid Government service tax on credit card.

Then I switch over to operator assisted call, hope that someone can help me to do this.

Earlier of the day, I have requested TM to do so, and TM duly complied.

A polite voice over the other side asked: what can I help you sir?

"I want to pay my bill, but I want to pay with another card. Can you help me to change the record as I cannot use the teller oder now."

"Sorry sir. You cannot change it over the phone. Please give me your fax number, we will fax a form to you. You fill in the particulars, and fax it back, then we will process."

"Ah? Why so difficult? When I started the teller order, it was over the phone, you did not ask me to fill any form."

"This is our procedure for change of credit card, sorry sir, else you may visit our branch to perform the task."

"Hello! I am staying some 60Km away from your nearest branch, why should I travel all the way for something which should be done over the phone?"

"I am sorry sir, I can't help you at this point. This is our procedure."

"I don't blame you. But Celcom should be more responsive to the customer. This is clearly unacceptable. I wanted to change the card because I wanted to terminate the old card to avoid paying for Government tax."

"Sorry sir, either we fax you the form, or you go to our branch. It cannot be done over the phone. This is our procedure."

"I am ok if you pay my traveling expenses and lost of time for me to go to your branch to do something I don't think I should, or if you pay for my government tax, then I'll be happy not to bother you with this."

"I am sorry sir. I cannot do outside the procedure."

"I pity you guys. Your management is to be blamed for such procedure. Can you refer to your manager on this case? I am not going to your branch unless is necessary, or I will not keep the card and pay government tax just for you."

The above conversation repeated 3 times over the day.

The next day, a lady called:"Mr Chia, I am from the collection department, our higher management has approved that you can change the card details for teller order over the phone, can I have your new card details?"

"Why should you have such faxing procedure in the first place?"

"Starting December 2009, changing card details requires faxing of form. Alternatively, I can email the form and you fill in and fax back. But now the management approved your request."

"What?? Your management must be dumb to come out with such guideline. I need no management approval from your side, I just need to change the card details, as I would when I register over the phone on teller oder. Why should I do more than I should?"

Am not going to write lengthly on the actual conversation, but this is the core message.

Conclusion:
A Stupid procedure or guideline implemented without staff understanding why, and making customer feel uneasy, is a failure.

Why should a customer do more when he/she wanted to pay? Why not just accept the payment? What's wrong?

Sometimes you cannot understand why these so-called high-caliber/highly paid brains coming out with something that is not helpful to both the organization and its customer.

One last word:

Customer service 101 : Make your customer happy by making things easy for them, not complicate the issue. If you cannot solve the customer's problem, you fail.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Why I am so comfortable with Apple products

I have been dealing with manufacturer's support for the past years, ranging from Acer to NEC, to HP, and Apple.

Frankly, I have not been using Windows PCs/notebooks since I bought my first iBook some 10 years ago, I stick to Apple because of their support response, and no-question-ask attitude, makes Apple support stands out.

When I bought the first iBook, it was a G3, and it is a tool to me, not luxury glamor to show off. My iBook G3 was having problem with the LCD, and since, the motherboard has been replaced 3 X.

The 4th time it broke, local Apple rep refused to replace a new unit claiming that their have extended my warranty from 1 year to 3 year without charge, and replacement motherboard, although is free, will not carry warranty of 1 year, or 3 month (standard for replacement part). It has only less than 1 month warranty.

Knowing this is design fault, and after having argument with local Apple rep, I decided to write to the top man in Apple you know who.

2 days later, I received a call from Apple regional HQ, telling me that my brand new iBook replacement is on its way to me.

The replacement comes complete with everything, and it is a G4, someone has quietly upgraded for me, and as complement, I can keep my mul-function iBook G3.

Unfortunately the new G4 was robbed, and discovered, but have to lie in the police station 1 month after I received.

I bought another G4, using for a few weeks, somehow I shocked the unit, and LCD backlit broken.

I called Apple, and brought the unit to service center, and got it fixed free of charge.

Entered the MacBook age, my current MacBook is late 2007, warranty have since expired without Apple Care when I noticed that the casing cracked.

Call Apple, and got it replaced for free.

Today, I noticed that the casing cracked again, call Apple, and still got free replacement without much words.

So tell me, how can I live without Apple for its excellent support?

To learn my experience with HP, read :




Any unhappy experience with Acer, NEC, even Samsung....

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

元首后不是第一夫人

那陛下应该是第零夫人??!!




作者/本刊黄书琪 Jun 15, 2010 12:34:56 pm
更正版本:早前本刊写道,“纳吉承认罗斯玛并非第一夫人,国家元首夫人才是”;纳吉所言实是,“许多人认为,在我国情境脉络当中,第一夫人乃指元首后。但这样的看法并不准确,因为国家元首地位要比第一夫人更高”。本刊谨此向读者致歉。

【本刊黄书琪撰述】首相夫人罗斯玛在《纽约时报》的广告惹得首相纳吉必须亲自答复在野党国会议员提问。他强调全版的罗斯玛广告绝非政府买单,并指国家元首后的地位高于第一夫人,指称“第一夫人即国家元首后”的看法并不正确。

昨日,首相纳吉亲自书面答复峇都国会议员蔡添强的提问,表示今年4月16日刊登于美国《纽约时报》(New York Times)的两版连页广告,绝对不是政府买单。

他在书面答复中说道:“我想在这里解释,马来西亚政府或任何相关机关并没有涉及上述广告事宜,无论是规划、下单或买单,都没有牵涉。据我了解,该广告是由一个美国非政府组织下单,恭贺、祝福我太太的慈善事业与孩童教育斗争”

在这份志期4月16的广告当中,斗大醒目的字眼欢迎罗斯玛光临纽约,并志明罗斯玛(Rosmah Mansor)为马来西亚第一夫人(first lady),恭贺她获得2010年国际和平与和谐奖(International Peace and Harmony Award 2010)。

根据纳吉的说法,该非政府组织亦应去信《纽约时报》与曾经报道此事的新闻网站要求解释事由,“因此,我想政府在此事的花费问题并不成立。”

元首后地位高于第一夫人

《纽约时报》是在纳吉伉俪访问美国期间刊登这份广告,在野党之后使用这份广告不断质疑是否为政府买单。

蔡添强因此也在此会季提问,要求政府解释此举是否抵触我国《联邦宪法》第32条。

但纳吉在答复中,直接表明,根据我国文化与习惯,“第一夫人”头衔并非我国习惯,“许多人认为,在我国情境脉络当中,第一夫人乃指元首后。但这样的看法并不准确,因为国家元首地位要比第一夫人更高。”

不过,他接着又援引《联邦宪法》第32(2)条解释国家元首夫人地位,并指其地位与他国使用的第一夫人地位并不相等,他说:“假设真有这(习惯),马来西亚的第一夫人肯定是居于元首后之下。”


你的祖国是恐怖分子的温床

慢!

不要用煽动法令告我

不要用内安法令对付我

冤有头债有主,

快!

把那个煽动的捉去打靶!

mychinapress: 中国报讯:警察总长慕沙哈山说,大马已成为国际恐怖分子招募新血和受训的基地,大学生和青少年成了恐怖分子的目标。


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Monday, June 14, 2010

CakePHP, restrict Ajax access to some functions

I am recently writing a system using CakePHP, with Ajax requests from another page outside the CakePHP installation.

The purpose is to make it difficult for would be hacker to retrieve information that I wanted to hide beneath the hook, while exposing to granted parties, including of course the web server itself.

Examples found online are largely into 2 categories,

a. Blanket security, i.e. access to protected areas requires password, which is good if human users are interacting with the system. But it adds complexity for ajax to do a few requests, atleast 2, one to authenticate, and the other to request data.

b. Check referrer URL to determine if requests is coming from itself, else show error message.

I am minimalist by nature, and will find ways to squeeze performance to the last drop. This is certainly not ideal.

Instead, I have put up a little piece of code to decide if the requester, be it ajax, or human, is allowed by checking their IPs. Ajax requests can only be done on local, ie. any other requests will have to route thru the usual user login path.

Below is the sample which you can insert into any function you wish to protect, that gives you flexibility on how much information is allowed to expose.

function ajaxview($id = null) {
$allowedIps = array('localhost');
if(!in_array($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'],$allowedIps)) {
$this->Session->setFlash('Sorry, you are not allowed to access this area');
}else{
$this->layout = 'ajax';
$this->Registrant->recursive = 0;
$this->set('registrant', $this->Registrant->read(null, $id));
}
}

Simple, right?


青蛙记者会

是不是真正的青蛙,我们还不知道。

可是反转猪肚就是屎的做法,倒让我觉得反感。

歌仔不是有唱“分手还是朋友”吗?难道这些搞政治的精英就只会互相指责,互揭臭底?

我们要你们在国会论政,为民谋福利,不是鬼打鬼。

Saturday, June 12, 2010

南洋网是毒网?


不是我乱盖,是谷歌说的。





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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

原来我们真有本事,可以津贴沙地阿拉伯


刚刚收到一下电邮,非常自豪。

马来西亚原来在津贴石油产量最多的沙地阿拉伯。

如果在沙地阿拉伯来一个民调,首相支持率一定必沙地国王更高,肯定超过130%!

怎么KPI部长没有高调歌颂??怎么主流媒体没有放头条???

怎么没有人在纽约时报登广告????

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1 MALAYSIA SENTIASA DITIPU...
Kenapa Proton tak jual harga macam kat Arab Saudi?
Apa istimewanya orang Arab?

Kata ”Rakyat didahulukan”…..
Kenapa orang Arab lebih diutamakan?

Haaaa…..Jawapannya ialah…..Pemilik Proton di Malaysia semuanya dah kena tipu …..Hahaha

Harga Persona kat Saudi = SR 36,100
Harga Gen2 kat Saudi = SR 33,600
Harga Waja kat Saudi = SR 37,950

1 Saudi Riyal = RM 0.94


Maknanya harga Persona kat Saudi = RM 33,934 aje
Maknanya harga Proton Gen2 kat Saudi = RM 32,256 aje
Maknanya harga Waja kat Saudi = RM 35,673 aje

1 Malaysia bayar RM 66,799.97 untuk 1 Waja di Msia!
RM31,126.97 lebih MAHAL!

Monday, June 7, 2010

来赌一赌,看看谁说慌


Malaysia allows sports betting for non-Muslims

A company linked to tycoon Vincent Tan has received approval to run international sports betting in Malaysia for non-Muslims, part of government efforts to counter illegal gambling estimated to be worth billions of dollars each year.

The Finance Ministry has given Ascot Sports a license to offer betting on sports such as soccer, basketball, motor racing, tennis and golf, according to a statement late Wednesday by Tan's conglomerate Berjaya Corp., which is buying 70 percent of Ascot for 525 million ringgit ($163 million). Ministry officials could not immediately comment when contacted Thursday.



Sports betting permit reissued to Ascot Sports

PETALING JAYA (May 13, 2010): Following the government's decision to legalise sports betting, Ascot Sports Sdn Bhd has recently been re-issued its sports betting license which was suspended in 2004.

BCorp yesterday announced that it would acquire a 70% stake of Ascot Sports which was incorporated in 1984 with a current paid up share capital of RM80 million.

BCorp in a statement said Ascot Sports plans to launch products based on internationally popular sporting events such as soccer, basketball, motor racing, tennis, golf and others.

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In view of the rampant illegal sports betting activities which represents a huge loss of gaming tax revenue for the government, Ascot Sports which is wholly-owned by Tan Sri Vincent Tan , who is also chairman and chief executive officer of Berjaya Corporation Berhad (BCorp), was recently re-issued the licence.

“I am glad the current government under Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak is economically sound like Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad who understands that revenue is important to the government,” said Tan.

“Why should the government forgo this revenue and benefit the illegal bookies so much?" he asked, adding that illegal sports betting is rampantly available in Malaysia.

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Meanwhile, deputy finance minister Datuk Dr Awang Adek Hussein was of the view that those who want to gamble would do it whether it is legal or not.

He said while the government does not want to appear to encourage gambling and gaming, it would arise in any case as illegal bookies will go on with their activities.

“So, it’s whether we leave them to do it unregulated on their own or the government should try to regulate it in a manner in which it is controlled,” he was quoted as saying.

He said the government could benefit from it and use the revenue to develop sports.




Malaysia has yet to issue sports betting license-report

June 7 (Reuters) - Malaysia has yet to issue a sports betting license amid growing public anger in the mostly-Muslim nation, a news website reported on Monday.

Malaysiakini.com cited Prime Minister Najib Razak in a written reply to MPs as saying that the government had not yet finalised the terms and conditions of the permit that was supposed to awarded last month to Ascot Sports Sdn Bhd, a betting operator.

"The government is still sourcing feedback from various quarters for the proposal to license bookmaking in Malaysia, with the aim of reducing and subsequently eradicating illegal gambling," Malaysiakini quoted Najib, who is also Finance Minister, as saying.

如果首相说的就是话,那么成功集团的文告明显的已经误导了投资者。根据现有的法律,成功集团的行为可以构成欺诈,投资委员会是不是应该暂停所有成功集团的交易进行调查?

投资委员会怎么没有声音????

赌*慈善*陈志远*壹部垃圾*都是一家人

伟大领袖批了赌球执照。

据说是因为国库空荡荡,需要开源。不过,好像没人讲要节流。

好了,宣布后,民间反弹,领袖不得不安排陈球主上电视,上报纸,上电台,解说为何要有合法赌球。

其中,也有不少拍马屁者:警方即刻宣布严打非法赌球者,好像陈球主才是出粮给他们的这样。

话说回头,陈球主上了电视解说:原来 陈先生好大的牺牲,为何?因为赌球可以让国库增加30亿税收,而他本人也捐出专卖赌球执照的5亿盈利给他管理的基金。

各位,陈先生在做善事啊!一出手就5亿,让那些十大富豪榜上有名的都比了下去,那些有钱人的脸现在不知要怎样挂咯!

加上让国库增加30亿,陈先生果然厉害!

陈先生的基金因此不愁善款:根据小的了解,伟大祖国的赌税是50%,有能力缴30亿的税,以一般企业30%的收入/净利比,表示赌球的总收入大概是200亿!

哇!200亿,已经可以解决至少3分1的津贴总数。或者我们从另一个角度来看,伟大领袖真不是盖的,让赌球合法化就带动200亿的经济,今年的经济成长不超过10%小的就一刀切!

这样的话,津贴想必是不会撤销了。伟大领袖可以再发赌大小、赌斗鸡、赌麻将、赌夫人腰围有多小、赌明天谁会在反贪会内死翘翘、赌华叔的那话儿有多大、赌噻阜几天洗一次屁股、赌拿督李被熊抱时停止呼吸几多秒、赌菜CD几时再版、赌白毛有多长命、赌大选谁赢、赌!赌!赌!执照,包管国库财源滚滚,伟大领袖不用APCO也可以得到全球最佳领导人第一名,得奖原因:不用外资,经济起飞,一个大妈-BANGSAI!

还有不要忘了那个壹部垃圾,他早早就说要67%国家总收入,因为他看到了陈球主的前景无限好,要是可以分67%,宗教可以放一边,反正上帝只有在你瓜菜时才和你算账。所以他最近扮COOL,一句话也没有说,也不需要说出口。

有了赌,万事皆BERES,全民不分你我,都是一家人,不分种族、不分宗教、大家一起拼经济!大家一条心!

一个大妈明天一定好!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

与杂货店小店主的谈话

前几天,读到贸消部立即实行贩卖白糖、白米的执照。

在跟家附近马来杂货店东谈起,就多口问:“听说现在要有执照才能卖白糖、白米?”

“是啊!我刚请了代理帮我办这事。你知道啦,如果不做,分分钟给执法人员上门来时,我们就麻烦了。他们可以网开一面还好,不然我就惨咯!我一家人,还有我的乡下父母弟妹,都靠这杂货店过活。”

“那看你把白糖、白米都摆放售卖,执照应该拿到了吧?”

他迟疑了一下,小小声说:“哎呀!你不是不知道官的办事效率,前天宣布,昨天才找到代理愿意帮忙,听说需要最少一个星期。可是啊,一个星期可以拿到就谢天谢地啦!”

“代理收你多少费用?听说执照费每张每年RM10,是吗?”

“代理收RM50,要到吉隆坡去办,收费是贵了些。可是,我有别的办法吗?”

“干嘛不自己去办?可以省下RM50喔?”

“开玩笑!我的店一年365无休,每天营业务16小时,哪有时间?我全家还得靠它吃饭哟。你知道官的啦,如果不是代理,难保你不会白去几轮,还要在哪儿等到发霉,又不能开店,损失太大了。”

“咦?你们土著不是有优先的吗?”

“优先?看看你有没有贡献?没贡献,又不是大人物,也不是一样会给官点到团团转?”

“这样就是说你还没有执照,对吧?”

“可是我已经托代理去办了,算是进行中吧?”

“我记得读到的新闻是:没执照者不能贩卖白糖、白米。你现在不是在摆卖着吗?喂!你可能犯了法阿!”

他开始有点慌:“或者我现在就将白糖、白米收起来,拿到执照才摆出来。这样总可以了吧?”

“听说有白糖、白米不卖,而数量又多过自用的,也犯法啊!这叫‘非法囤积管制品’!”

他听了,面色由青转红,好像要把我吃掉似的:“他妈的!好端端的弄一个什么‘执照’?还嫌我们不够烦?这是什么世界?卖也不是,不卖也不是,是不是想要我关门大吉他们才开心?”

看到他青筋愤出,我还能说什么?不走,在那儿等着欠揍啊?

Thursday, June 3, 2010

蚊型华叔


原来华叔属蚊,那话儿是超级蚊型的啊!

马来西亚医生真是一流!真希望医生能亲力亲为,示范给我们这些刘姥姥。

赛夫肛门没伤口却发现精液
政府医生断定曾遭阴茎插入




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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

睁眼说瞎话

读昨天的南洋,看到的都是触目心惊的新闻:










可是,看今天的星洲:


Created 06/01/2010 - 10:17
(韓國‧首爾)國家銀行總裁丹斯里潔蒂指出,削減津貼建議所帶來的任何物價上揚都將只是溫和的調整,它不會成為左右國家利率政策的主要因素。

她在首爾出席韓國中央銀行的一項論壇後強調,削減津貼不會帶來明顯的通貨膨脹。

不過,潔蒂拒絕評置在歐洲債務危機的影響下,國行是否還會在今年內進一步上調利率。她說,在受到歐洲債務危機和美國經濟不穩定因素的影響下,整個經濟前景充滿不確定,但這些都不足以造成不穩定。

她估計大馬將面對反復無常的經濟挑戰,但這些並不足以動搖大馬的經濟體系,因為大馬的金融市場擁有穩固的基礎。


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