Streamyx down, 1Malaysia DOWN!

I was driving back from town, after collecting my renewed Streamyx Block Buster modem from TM Point, my wife SMS me:

Internet got problem

I thought because I did a switch on my package and need the new modem, thus I just answered:

coming back

She immediately sent another one:

Not pay rite?

She thought we did not pay the bill thus the line was cut, I replied:

Just collected new modem, need to put in.

Immediately, my colleague called:

Office TM line down, other offices TM lines down! Client's TM line down too! The whole damn KL down!!!

then he added:

Must be Isreali agent's work, sigh!

I told him:

my house also got problem, my wife thought we didn't pay the bill, I thought it was the switch of package, now it seems serious....

But... wait.... can it be TM sodomised by Anwar??!

He chuckled over the other side of the phone:

by APCO??

We left the question unanswered. Then I proceed to call TM Helpline (100):

After about 10 calls, managed to call in, the usual distorted voice recording playing like the old cassette player:

For Bahasa Malaysia, tekan 1, for English, press 2...

I pressed 2

For technical assistance, press 1, for account information............

I pressed 1

there goes, it was quiet over the other side, like you are being suck into the black hole.... long enough for me to finally gave up....

Put down the phone, called again, the line is not longer accessible.....

Gosh! This is the helpline of the biggest Telco in Malaysia, and helpline is OUT??

I was wondering..... my mind started to go wild..... I then sent SMS to my colleague:

Can call TM 100 now, but when press 2 English, 1 technical assistance, the phone no sound. This confirmed tmnet been sodomised

One of my colleague replied:

Ok, I try

a while later, he SMS:

Yeah, already sodomised

Another replied:

Haha.. By Apco

Out of options, we were stranded with support calls pouring from users, yet TM helpline is still not reachable. The best you get is the distorted lady's voice like those horror movie:

Untuk Bahasa Malaysia, tekan 1, for English, press 2.......

Ah! this is really 1Malayaia....

1Malaysia.......DOWN!